Whatever happens tonight, please remember that Jennifer winning doesn’t mean she’s a racist or that Lupita winning means Jennifer didn’t give an Oscar-worthy performance. Both are charming, talented women who have a big career ahead of them so don’t pit them against each other for something they have absolutely no control about. Hate the Academy all you want, but don’t hate them.
Rocky theme plays. I hold my hands above my head, tears streaming down my face, as I run around my empty apartment screaming, “SUCK IT, HIGH SCHOOL” at the top of my lungs.
SUCK IT, BACK-UP PLAN IN CASE FILM DOESN’T WORK OUT